Thursday, March 17, 2011

Bad Imagination

There's this new 21st Century animal called a "procrastaoverwhelmanine." The female of the species is the dominant gender, practicing the fine art of waiting and putting off tasks until ultimately reaching a critical turning point of stress that manifests in the female running around making every other member of the tribe responsible for her wrath. Commonly heard among the females is the refrain, "If only they would do what I say and maybe help out around here a little more and maybe READ MY MIND, for God's sake...etc, etc.

The procrastaoverwhelanine is growing. More and more of these creatures are showing up in cities and towns all over the country. Families had best beware...beware.

What do you think today's word should be?